Newsworthy Stuff or (The Lack of Post Materials)

1. Spider-Man is now joining MCU. Cool idea, but it is such a waste of talent. So we won't see more of Dane DeHaan as Green Goblin? Never seeing Felicity Jones Academy Award-nominee Felicity Jones in action? BJ Novak? More Giamatti's Rhino? Moreover, the second foremost reason to see The Amazing Spider-Man series after Emma Stone, Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker? The fact that your movie doesn't cross $300million domestic doesn't mean that you have to reboot it again. Unless you're bringing Donald Glover, you may as well reboot Thor because The Dark World is such a fucking bore. My advice? Keep Andrew Garfield and Sony's universe, merge it with MCU. So that 2017's release would be Marvel's Spider-Man as well as The Amazing Spider-Man 3. Then you Sony can spark more interest in the 'disappointing' The Amazing Spider-Man 2 which--for you information--is not even one percent bad compared to the bad-dream-inducing The Amazing Spider-Man.

2. Big Hero 6. Never had that much interest in it actually. But finally caught it. It's fun but compared to The Lego Movie or How to Train Your Dragon 2, Big Hero 6 is like My Little Pony. It's flashy. And I'm not even sure that the diversity presented is socially and culturally good. San Fransokyo? Why not New Tokyo? Why is Tokyo merged with San Fransisco? What happened to the formers San Fransisco and Tokyo? Why is the Golden Gate is shaped like a Japanese torii? Guys, this is not entirely acceptable to just mash-up cultures, in my opinion. And Disney, your weepy-weepy stuff is outdated. Take a look at the stellar HTTYD2. And I've never complained this much on a kids movie, but Big Hero 6 is a thematic continuation of The Lego Movie where you're totally acceptable to be intellectually average otherwise you'll be like Hiro who's super smart that he's super arrogant that his brother needs to bring him to a 'nerd lab' and finally got interested in it but never said thank you to his awesome brother and then making a super intelligent invention that is the catalyst of his awesome brother's help. You get what I mean. Being superhero is not fun anymore, thanks Hollywood for killing our dream. Even Tony Stark doesn't even get into his Iron Man suit anymore because the shit's fucking dangerous. Main point is, if Big Hero 6 wins Oscar, we riot.

3. So I watched Sucker Punch again the other day (I love that movie so..). It's technically amazing that even for the film it rips off from, it's still amazing. You know, that awkward moment when the Orcs in that 'Fire' sequence is so much better than the Orcs in The Hobbit trilogy. Yeah guys, Sucker Punch orcs > Azog. Sucker Punch visuals > The Hobbit trilogy > current Jurassic World footage. And I might do a legit paper on that Zack Snyder movie.

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